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GreenInsect: Èíîãäà â ÷àòå ëþäè ãîâîðÿò òàêèå ôðàçû, ÷òî ïðîñòî 3.14çäåö :) Âîò â ýòîé òåìå ìû áóäåì ñîáèðàòü òàêèå ôðàçû :) È íå òîëüêî ôðàçû, íî è ðàçíûå ïðèêîëüíûå è èíòåðåñíûå ëîãè, ðàçãîâîðû èç ÷àòà :) Èòàê, ïîåõàëè :)
GreenInsect: [20:58:24]:[Ataris] ïðèâåò âñåì êòî ñèäèò îäèí â ÷àòå è ïèøåò âñÿêóþ õó!íþ, à òàê æå ïðèâåò ìîåé ëþáîâíèöå è áàáóëå
Hidden: )))))))))) âñåõ óïîìÿíóë ) îðåë )
faby: àêîé ìèëûé ìîë÷åë =)
GreenInsect: [15:28:51]:[Macÿíÿ-2] ÏapoâoçèêOáëa÷êo, ïàñèá!... òû íàñòîÿùèé ïÿòà÷åê!...
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Þëÿ: ïóõ_âñåõ_íàõ - ÿ. êîãäà-òî â øóòêó ïðåäëîæèëà ýòîþ Þëå÷êå çàìóæ âûéòè... ïðåäñòàâèëàñü ïàðíåì [21:47:16]:[Þëe÷êa] ïyx_âcex_íax, ïðèâåòèê)))) [21:47:17]:[faby-brain] Þëe÷êa, ãëÿ òâîé õàõàëü [21:47:26]:[Þëe÷êa] faby-brain, âèæó))) [21:47:33]:[faby-brain] ÿ îòâåðíóñü [21:47:39]:[Þëe÷êa] ïyx_âcex_íax, à ìû òÿ òîê âñïîìèíàëè))))))))) [21:47:48]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] õì [21:48:10]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] ýòî âû ïðî ìåíÿ? [21:48:21]:[Þëe÷êa] ïyx_âcex_íax, àãà))) [21:48:29]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] Þëe÷êa, *çàñîñ [21:48:45]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] Þëe÷êa, òû ñêó÷àëà ïî ìíå? [21:48:46]:[Þëe÷êa] ïyx_âcex_íax, äîëãî òåáÿ íå áûëî)))))0 [21:49:11]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] Þëe÷êa, íåò! ÿ çäåñü êàæäûé äåíü! ÿ äàâíî òåáÿ íå âèäåë... [21:49:35]:[Þëe÷êa] ïyx_âcex_íax, êàíåøíà êàíåøíà à ÷¸ ìíå òóò äåëàòü? [21:50:13]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] Þëe÷êa, ìåíÿ æäàòü [21:50:43]:[Þëe÷êa] ïyx_âcex_íax, äåëàòü ìíå áîëüøå íå÷åãî)))))ìóæèêà âûñëåæèâàòü)))))))) [21:50:55]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] Þëe÷êa, *õì [21:50:59]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] *ïîòåðÿí [21:51:06]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] íó âîò.. *ãðóñòü [21:51:08]:[Þëe÷êa] ïyx_âcex_íax, ÷òî?)) [21:51:11]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] ñ íåáåñ íà çåìëþ... [21:52:40]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] íå õî÷ó òåáÿ áîëüøå çàìóæ Þëüêà [21:52:45]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] òû ìåíÿ îáèäåëà [21:52:50]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] ÿ ê òåáå ñî âñåé äóøîé [21:52:58]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] ñî âñåì ñåðäöåì, à òû...................... [21:53:00]:[Þëe÷êa] ïyx_âcex_íax, ÷åì èíòåðåñíà?))))))) [21:53:04]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] áîëüøå íèêîãäà íå ïðèäó â ýòîò ÷àò... [21:53:05]:[_Veronika_] Ê íàì â ÷àò ââàëèâàåòñÿ: n. [21:53:16]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] ïðîùàéòå, ãîñïîäà. ïðèÿòíî áûëî ïîîáùàòüñÿ [21:53:28]:[Þëe÷êa] ïyx_âcex_íax, íó îñòàíüñÿ!!! [21:53:36]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] ê ÷åìó..? [21:53:40]:[Þëe÷êa] ïyx_âcex_íax, ïîæàëóñòà!!! [21:53:46]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] òû ìåíÿ âñ¸ ðàâíî íå ëþáèøü òàê, êàê ëþáëþ òåáÿ ÿ.. [21:53:55]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] çà÷åì ÿ òåáå íóæåí? [21:53:57]:[Þëe÷êa] ïyx_âcex_íax, íå âåðþ ÿ òåáå... [21:54:27]:[Þëe÷êa] ïyx_âcex_íax, íó ìîæ åù¸ è ïîëþáëþ!!!!! [21:54:27]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] ïî÷åìó? [21:54:57]:[Þëe÷êa] ïyx_âcex_íax, ìíå íàäà ñ òàáîé îáùÿòñÿ!!!÷òîá ïîëþáèòü!!! [21:54:58]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] ÿ âëþáèëñÿ ñ ïåðâîãî âçãëÿäà [21:55:14]:[Þëe÷êa] ïyx_âcex_íax, à ÿ íå òàêàÿ!! [21:55:40]:[faby-brain] ñàíòà áàðáàðà îòäûõàåò! [21:55:45]:[_Veronika_] Ê íàì â ÷àò ââàëèâàåòñÿ: makc. [21:55:59]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] äàâàé îáùàòüñÿ... [21:56:05]:[Þëe÷êa] ïyx_âcex_íax, íå óõîäèøü??? [21:56:11]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] óéäó.. [21:56:23]:[Þëe÷êa] ïyx_âcex_íax, ÿ òåáÿ òàäà è íå ïîëþáëþ))))))))) [21:56:44]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] íó è íå íàäî..... [21:56:44]:[faby-brain] Þëe÷êa, ïyx_âcex_íax, âëþáëåííûå!ìèðèòåñü! [21:56:49]:[Þëe÷êa] ïyx_âcex_íax, è çàìóæ íå âûéäó!!!!!! [21:56:53]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] ìíå ðàçáèëè ñåðäöå [21:56:56]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] îíà â ìåíÿ íå âëþáëåíà! [21:57:00]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] å îòâå÷àåò âçàèìíîñòüþ! [21:57:03]:[Þëe÷êa] faby-brain, à ìû è íå ðóãàëèñü âðîäü))) [21:57:26]:[Þëe÷êa] ïyx_âcex_íax, íó ëàäíà!!!!ß ÒÅÁß ËÞÁËÞ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [21:57:55]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] ïèïåö [21:58:09]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] çà ÷òî òû ìåíÿ ëþáèøü? [21:58:20]:[Þëe÷êa] ïyx_âcex_íax, çà òî ÷òî òû ïóõ))) [21:58:31]:[Þëe÷êa] ïyx_âcex_íax, êîòîðûé íàõ))))) [21:58:40]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] à çà òî ÷òî ÿ âñåõ íàõ, çíà÷èò íå ëþáèøü? [21:59:26]:[Þëe÷êa] ïyx_âcex_íax, ëþáëþ))) [22:00:29]:[Þëe÷êa] ïyx_âcex_íax, à âîòü òû ìåíÿ óæå ðàçëþáèë!!! [22:00:43]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] Þëe÷êa, âîò èìåííî [22:01:37]:[Þëe÷êa] ïyx_âcex_íax, .. [22:02:11]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] Þëe÷êa, ÿ ïîøóòèë!! ïðîñòè!!!!!!!!!!!! [22:02:21]:[Þëe÷êa] ïyx_âcex_íax, íó ÿ âñ¸ ðàâíî óøëà.. [22:02:28]:[Þëe÷êa] ïyx_âcex_íax, ÷¸ ìíå òóò äåëàòü [22:02:48]:[Þëe÷êa] ïyx_âcex_íax, ïîêà... [22:03:01]:[Þëe÷êa] ïyx_âcex_íax, ÿ ìîæåò áûòü åù¸ ïðèäó áóäü çäåñü [22:03:03]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] íå óõîäèèèèèèè [22:03:10]:[Þëe÷êa] ïyx_âcex_íax, ÿ â äóø [22:03:11]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] îîîîî [22:03:13]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] ÿ ñòðàäàþ [22:03:18]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] â äóóóóø [22:03:18]:[Þëe÷êa] ïyx_âcex_íax, ÿ ïðèäó åù¸ [22:03:24]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] à ìîæíî ÿ ñ òîáîé? [22:03:28]:[faby-brain] ùà ðàñïëà÷óñü [22:03:31]:[faby-brain] îò ñìåõà [22:03:33]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] *ãðóñòü [22:03:37]:[n] )))))))) [22:03:56]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] øòî âû ñìå¸òåñü??? [22:04:03]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] ýòî ËÞÁÎÂÜ! âàì íå ïîíÿòü! [22:04:09]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] *ñåêñ [22:04:15]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] [22:04:21]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] ààà... óøëà [22:04:22]:[n] àïïëîäèñìåíòû [22:04:26]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] äóðà) [22:04:28]:[faby-brain] êóäà óø íàì))) [22:04:32]:[ïyx_âcex_íax] *ðæó [22:04:41]:[faby-brain] ñîõðàíèòå íàäà â ï¸ðëû ïèõíóòü))
1é: ìäå, "îðèãèíàëüíî", íî íå ñìåøíî....
1é: à éà òèïà âåëèêèé êðèòèê....òå êðèòèí
GreenInsect: Çëûå âû.. :)
Þëÿ: ïîñëåäíåå âðåìÿ ìíå ýòî ãâîîðÿò ñëèøêîì ÷àñòî...
faby: î÷åíü äàæå ñìåøíî =))ÿ óññûâàëàñÿ,àãà
Yar_Blood: ÍÈ àñèëèë....
faby: ßðèê, êîðî÷å òàì ñìûñë â òîì,÷òî Þëüêà ñòåáàåòñÿ íàä Þëå÷êîé))) ûãûãû ))î÷ âåñåëî ïîëó÷èëîñü!
GreenInsect: Íåõîðîøî òàê íàä íîðìàëüíûìè ëþäüìè èçäåâàòüñÿ...
Hidden: Ñàìîå ñìåøíîå, åñëè åíòà Þëå÷êà òîæå èãðàëà ðîëü )
Þëÿ: íåååå.... îíà ðåàëüíî îôèãåëà :) ÿ â÷åðà áûëà Éóëüêîé... òàê îíà äî ìåíÿ äîêàïûâàëàñü: êàê òàì ïóõ? ÷òî ãâîðèò? ïðèâåò ïåðåäà¸ò? àõ îõ óõ...........)) ÿ ñêàçàëà åé, ÷òî ñ íèì çíàêîìà ëè÷íî)) óæàñ íà ôèê....åäèíñòâåííîå, ÷òî îíà çíàåò î ïóõå, ÷òî îí àíäðåé è ÷òî åìó 18) è ÷òî îí å¸ ëþáèò) âñ¸, îíà óæå âñÿ â ýéôîðèè è ãîòîâà îòäàööà!
GreenInsect: [04:10:02]:[K735Demon] fatal_, òû ïðîãðàììèðîâàíèåì íå óâëåêàåøñÿ? [04:10:53]:[fatal_] K735Demon, âïåðâûå ñëûøó... ýòî ÷òî òàêîå? [04:12:04]:[K735Demon] fatal_, íó ëàíà, ÿ òîæå íå àñ, íî ïðèêîëüíûå øòóêè ìîæíî äåëàòü [04:12:56]:[fatal_] K735Demon, à íà ÷åì èõ äåëàþò? ) [04:13:47]:[K735Demon] fatal_, íà âñ¸ì.. DELPHI, C++, SM [04:14:40]:[fatal_] K735Demon, îé, êàêèå-òî áóêâû íåïîíÿòíûå ) [04:15:08]:[K735Demon] fatal_, òû ïðàâäà íå çíàåø?, ÷òî åòî òàêîå???? [04:15:50]:[fatal_] K735Demon, ñâÿòàÿ ) [04:18:06]:[K735Demon] fatal_, áëèí, íó òàê ñòîëüêî õåëïà ïî ïðîãðàììèðîâàíèèþ, õîøü ÿ òå íà ìàéë ÷òî íèòü ñêèíó, ïðîâåðèøü, ïîñìîòðèø [04:18:44]:[fatal_] K735Demon, ïîïðîùå èçúÿñíÿéñÿ... ñòîëüêî íîâûõ äëÿ ìåíÿ òåðìèíîâ, ÿ àæ â ðàñòåðÿííîñòè )) [04:19:57]:[K735Demon] fatal_, âñ¸ àêè ìíå íå âåðèòñÿ ÷òî òû ÷èòàåø Ñòðóãàöêèõ è îäíîâðåìåííî íå ñëûøàë î ïðîãðàììèðîâàíèè [04:20:45]:[fatal_] K735Demon, âîò âåðèøü, íå ñëûøàë... äàæå íå çíàþ, ÷òî ýòî òàêîå. Ðàññêàæåøü? ) [04:22:59]:[K735Demon] fatal_, òû íå õî÷èø íàó÷èòüñÿ äåëàòü ñâîè ðàçëè÷íûå ïðèêîëêè, òèïà çàïóñêàåø ïðîãðàììó, à îíà òå ìåíÿåò çàãîëîâêè îêîøåê íàïðèìåð íà "Ïðèâåò ãîðíûì êîçëàì Àëòàÿ"?? [04:23:51]:[fatal_] K735Demon, ó, ýòî ñëîæíî... ÿ íå ïîòÿíó )) [04:24:15]:[K735Demon] fatal_, òàì âñåãî 5 ñòðî÷åê [04:24:48]:[fatal_] K735Demon, 5 ñòðî÷åê ÷åãî? ) [04:25:24]:[K735Demon] fatal_, òåêñòà â ïðîãðàììå [04:25:46]:[fatal_] K735Demon, ìîæ ïðèâåäåøü? ) [04:26:37]:[K735Demon] fatal_, õîø âûøëþ ïðîãó, à ìîæíî èñõîäíèêè, ïðîâåðèø, çàïóñòèøü, ïîñìîòðèø?? [04:27:01]:[fatal_] K735Demon, òû ãîâîðèë 5 ñòðî÷åê òàìà... äàâàé èõ ñþäà [04:27:40]:[K735Demon] fatal_, ñ÷àñ!!! [04:30:39]:[K735Demon] fatal_, begin While true do begin Header := GetForegroundWindow; SetWindowText(Header,«Ïðèâåò ãîðíûì ÊÎÇËÀÌ ÀËÒÀß!!!«); end; [04:32:16]:[K735Demon] fatal_, íó êàê!!! [04:32:53]:[fatal_] êàê? ÷å çà íàáîð áóêâ âàùå ) [04:35:10]:[_Veronika_] Ê íàì â ÷àò ââàëèâàåòñÿ: fatal. [04:36:26]:[K735Demon] fatal, ñòðî÷êè âèäåë? [04:36:50]:[fatal] òû äóìàåøü, ÿ ÷òî-íèòü ïîíÿë? )) [04:37:49]:[K735Demon] fatal, íåà, ïîòîìó è ãîâîðèë äàâàé ïðîñòî ïðèøëþ ïðîãó, èëè èñõîäíèêè, à òû èõ ïðîâåðèø, çàïóñòèø è ïîñìîòðèø êàê âñ¸ ðàáîòàåò?? --------------------------------------------- È äàëüøå ðàçãîâîð ïðîäîëæàëñÿ, íî óæå òàì íå òàê èíòåðåñíî :)
Hidden: ))))))))) îé, ìëÿ, íå íðàâèòñÿ ìíå åíòîò ìèëèòàðèñò ) ïîýòîìó òàê ñÿ è ïîâåë ñ íèì )
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